Mystery Set of 10 Regular Ties
Revamp your tie collection in 1 swift blow. This mystery deal is for 10 regular width ties. Each tie is a standard length, designed to fit all guys under 6'5". The widths range from 2.75" to 3". They're not overly wide and they're definitely not skinny, they're pretty standard
- 10 Unique Ties (no duplicates)
- Matte Finish
- 100% Cotton
- Dry Clean Only
- Standard Length
BRAND NAME: Knot Society
WHAT'S IN THE BOX: 10 Ties
DEAL TYPE: Mystery (you may not necessarily receive the exact items in the picture)
Q & A
Q: How many ties do I get?
Q: Will there be any duplicates?
A: No, you'll get 10 different ties
Q: Do I get the exact ties in the picture?
A: No, hence we call this a "Mystery Deal"
Q: If I spill bourbon on the ties can I return them?
A: No, be more careful when you drink. Maybe you should wear a bib
WHAT MAKES THIS DEAL SO STOOPID? If you go to the brands website (www.knotsociety.com) you'll see each tie costs $12.00. On our site we're offering 10 ties for $29.99 (plus free shipping). Mic drop
Free shipping to anywhere in the United States. The price that you see is the final price. We will not add on any annoying shipping or handling charges when you get to checkout.
RETURN POLICY: All sales on Stoopid Deals are final sale. That comes with the territory when buying stuff this heavily discounted. If you product is damaged or defective we'll send a replacement or issue a refund. You can reach out to us at email@example.com.
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