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Rustic Key Bottle Opener

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A bottle opener worthy of the likes of Tyrion Lannister

  • Set of 24
  • Perfect Wedding Favor


BRAND NAME: Load Failure

WHAT'S IN THE BOX: 24 Key Bottle Openers

DEAL TYPE: Fixed (you will receive 24 of the keys in the picture) 

Q & A

Q: Can I open beer with this?

A: Beer bottle yes, beer can no (use your fingers to open a beer can)


Q: How many key openers do I get?

A: 24


Q: Did Tyrion Lannister actually use this?

A: No, he is just a fictional character


Q: Why do we say a "pair" of pants when there is only 1 article of clothing involved?

A: A long time ago someone made a one legged pant.

The Deal 

WHAT MAKES THIS DEAL SO STOOPID? This exact set of 24 is selling on amazon for $12.99. On our site it's $9.99 (plus free shipping).  That's stoopid cheap. Mic Drop




Free shipping to anywhere in the United States.  The price that you see is the final price.  We will not add on any annoying shipping or handling charges when you get to checkout.


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What does Zoop mean?...It means absolutely nothing. Not only have we wasted this precious real estate on our website we have also wasted your time. I sincerely hope you are not still reading this. I hope at some point later today you make up some time to offset this horrible waste of time.

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