Q: When will I receive my order?
A: 1-5 business days depending on where you are located.
Q: How quickly will my order process?
A: Withing 24 hours barring any hurricanes or any other crazy occurrences. We ship from Durham North Carolina
Q: Can I call Stoopid Deals?
A: Yes you can. Use this number: 1-800-410-2074
Q: Can I email Stoopid Deals?
A: Yes you can. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Q: Is shipping free?
A: Yes, it only says it in about 300 places on this site
Q: Can I return my item if I'm not happy with it?
A: No. That usually comes with the territory on deeply discounted deal sites. See our return policy for more information.
Q: Can I exchange an item if it is defective or damaged?
A: Yes. See our return policy for more information.
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