Stoopid Questions


Q: When will I receive my order?

A: 1-5 business days depending on where you are located.


Q: How quickly will my order process?

A: Withing 24 hours barring any hurricanes or any other crazy occurrences.  We ship from Durham North Carolina


Q: Can I call Stoopid Deals?

A: Yes you can.  Use this number:  1-800-410-2074


Q: Can I email Stoopid Deals?

A: Yes you can. Email us at


Q: Is shipping free?

A: Yes, it only says it in about 300 places on this site


Q: Can I return my item if I'm not happy with it?

A: No. That usually comes with the territory on deeply discounted deal sites.  See our return policy for more information.


Q: Can I exchange an item if it is defective or damaged?

A: Yes. See our return policy for more information.


Q: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

A: Yes