American Flag Wooden Bow Tie
Show your national pride by sporting an American Flag Wooden Bow Tie. It is a standard size and has a magnetic closure.
- 3.75 Inches Wide
- 2 Inch Collar Point
- 0.5 Inch Thickness (including magnet)
- Made from Real Wood (will not give you splinters)
BRAND: Skinny Tie Madness
WHAT'S IN THE BOX: The exact American Flag Wooden Bow Tie that you see in the picture
DEAL TYPE: You get exactly what you see
Q & A
Q: How do I put this on?
A: In front of a mirror. Hold the backing in place and affix the bow tie. We recommend placing it above your shirt button.
Q: Is it really made from wood?
Q: Is the magnet strong?
A: Yes, very much so.
Q: Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it is actually going on?
A: We don't know
WHAT MAKES THIS DEAL SO STOOPID? It costs $9.99 on the brands website (www.skinnytiemadness.com). It's just $7.99 on our site (PLUS FREE SHIPPING)
Free shipping to anywhere in the United States. The price that you see is the final price. We will not add on any annoying shipping or handling charges when you get to checkout.
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