Tricolor Canvas Messenger
This messenger bag is made from canvas. It has a flap over with a magnetic closure. It has a padded inner pocket to store your tablet or laptop and it has a zipper inner pocket for valuables
- Adjustable Length Removable Strap
- Strap Adjusts Up to 58 Inches
- 15 x 12 x 5 (Standard Messenger Bag Size)
- Fits a Tablet or Laptop (16.5 Inch Screen Size or Less)
- Flap Over
- Magnetic Closure
- Striped Inner Lining
BRAND NAME: Something Strong
WHAT'S IN THE BOX: 1 Messenger Bag
DEAL TYPE: Fixed (you will receive the exact bag in the picture)
Q & A
Q: What is the bag made of?
Q: Is it big?
A: It's average. But size doesn't really matter...actually with bags it does matter. The model in the picture is 6'1" if that helps put the bag into perspective. It's a pretty standard size messenger. The exact measurements are 15" x 12" 5"
Q: Where was that picture taken?
A: Tribeca NY
Q: What do inmates use to call each other?
A: Cell phones
WHAT MAKES THIS DEAL SO STOOPID? If you go to the brands website (www.somethingstrong.com) you'll see this exact bag for $89.99. On our site it's $29.99 (plus free shipping). That's stoopid cheap. Mic Drop
Free shipping to anywhere in the United States. The price that you see is the final price. We will not add on any annoying shipping or handling charges when you get to checkout.
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